It is very difficult to go to sleep immediately after you find a wolf spider in your room

r0wdyruff:

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

i read it through twice and it was brilliant both times

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

lacigreen:

new vid!!  cuz healthy relationships are SUPER important and you deserve the bestest lovin in the whole friggin world.

(Sex+: RELATIONSH!T)

doctorwho:

“Men on Waves”

Well they couldn’t use their last anagram any more (Karen on a talk show blowing their last anagram)

Oh good, I’m so glad the first hour of this season finale was entirely pointless.

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining